craptacular

today i found myself in a toilet. i don't remember if i was awake before or not, but it doesn't really matter. how i got there is also a mystery, since last time i was aware of what i was doing, i was eating cereal and watching cartoons. but the funnies are all gone, and all the images just blur in front of my eyes. so maybe that's why i was in the bowl. it was clean water, and my eyes opened. i didn't even see the water, or the drain. in front of me, a landscape appeared with scattered trees on a lone hill. a peacock flew to the tallest and called to the world in his beauty. the sun hid behind a cloud, afraid to anger the new keeper of my dream. fairies and pixies leapt out of the grass and flitted about. maybe that was just the lack of oxygen. i woke up i a stupor, slightly damp. from all the blankets and clothes on top of me, of course.

i go outside now.